A homeless man walks up, sees the car and the multiple shopping bags with big name brands and says eagerly,
"Hey lady! My friend over there has two gold chains for a pretty woman like you. He can give them to you for a good price. What do you say?"
The woman replies, " No thanks, I'm already a gold digger."
Came up with it it yesterday, but not sure if it's original.
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