Little Johnny's father was having trouble with his son. Little Johnny had a problem with cursing. Not knowing where to go, Johnny's father went to a psychologist about the problem.
"Here's what you do", said the Psychologist. "Christmas is coming up. Ask Johnny what he wants for Christmas and every time he answers and curses, leave a pile of dog crap where that present goes."
Later that day, Johnny's father asks his son what he wants for Christmas. Johnny replies "When I wake up, I want a new baseball in my bed. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. Then when I go outside, I want to see a new damn bike in the driveway."
Christmas morning, Johnny wakes up covered in dog feces. He goes down and sees crap going all the way around the tree. He walked outside to the driveway and saw the biggest pile of crap he had ever seen. Johnny's father walks up behind him and asked "What did Santa bring you son?"
Johnny replied, "I think he brought me a puppy but I cant find the son of a bitch."
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