Halloween office party.

Early morning a black man tells his white wife that his work office is having a Halloween party in a couple of days.

The husband asks his wife to go to the store and get a costume for him to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom and laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this shit back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work once more and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What the fuck are you doing bitch? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this mother fucking shit back and get me something I can wear to the costume party. You must be the dumbest white bitch on Earth." By this time the wife is irate, so the next morning she goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work there laid out on the bed are three items. One is a set of three white buttons, another is a white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 of wood. The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "You can get butt fucking naked and take the three white buttons and glue them on the front of you and go as a domino, and if you don't like that one asshole, you can take the belt and put it on and go as a fucking Oreo cookie, and if you don't like that one motherfucker, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your black ass and go as a fudgesicle!