And he says "ok, folks, the plain is going down. We need to get rid of weight and I already dumped the luggage. We will have to do this in an orderly fashion, so I have decided we will jump out of the plane in alphabetical order. Will all the African Americans jump out of the plane...next, will all the black people jump out of the plane..."
Near the back, a black guy is sitting next to a Mexican. While a few black people jump, this one stays seated. The Mexican asks, "why are you not jumping? They called both black and African American!"
The black guy looks at the Mexican and says, "nahh, man. Today, I'mma be a nigger. Let you Mexicans go first."
When the pilot gets to the m's, he calls for the Mexicans to jump, but the Mexican guy stays seated. The black guy says "why are you not jumping? Aren't you mexican?"
The Mexican smiles, and leans his seat back. "Usually I am, señor, but today I'm a wetback. I'll let the niggers jump first."
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