Dad told me this the day after returning from the US. (NSFW)

There is a plane descending to crash and the only way to survive is to get as much weight off the plan as possible.
The crew begin by throwing off all the luggage and the pilot said that it wasn't enough.
So they decided that the best thing to do is start throwing passengers off the plane and the fairest way to do it is to start in alphabetical order.
One of the flight attendants stands up and say "Ok are there any African Americans on the plane, please come to the front"
Nobody stands up.
The flight attendant then says "Okay how about black people, please come to the front"
Again nobody stands up.
The flight attendant grins and says "Seriously people stop messing, we will move on. Any coloured people please come to the front"
Nobody stands up yet again.
Attendant says "Ok how about any dark skinned people? Any dark skinned people please come to the front of the plane"
At the back of the plane there is a young black child with his father travelling and he says "Dad you always told me to be proud that I am young black man"
His father replies "I know son but on this plan we are niggers"