The 12 Days of Christmas (Druggie Version)
On the _______________ of Christmas my dealer got for me......
1st A Hemp Fest in the City.
2nd Two Burn Outs.
3rd Three Bong Hits.
4th Four Acid Tabs.
5th Five Used Up Sluts.
6th Six Pounds of Crack.
7th Seven Used Syringes.
8th Eight Busted* Girls.
9th Nine Crack Whores.
10th Ten Kegs of Beer.
11th Eleven Months in Rehab.
12th Twelve Trips to Jail.
Busted means extreamly ugly.
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