Half Blind Hunter

Two best friends went hunting for ducks, along with a dog. One hunter had
20-20 vision, but the other was half blind. The man with great sight shot
a duck. "Nice shot!" Said the other. The dog ran over to the duck and
dragged it back, then went back out and waited for one of them to shoot
down another. The man with great vision said, "Okay, now it's your turn.
You shoot one down. I gotta take a leak." "Okay." The other said. So while
the 20-20 vision guy went to take a leak, the other came running up to him
and said, "Hey! Guess what! I just shot a duck in two parts of his body
with one shot!" The other wondered, "How the hell did you do that?" The
guy with bad vision said, "I shot his foot while he was scatching his head
with it. The bullet went right thought his foot and into his head." The
other yelled out, "YOU IDIOT!!! DUCKS DON'T SCRATCH THEIR HEAD WITH THEIR
FOOT!"