Guy walks into a bar with a horse sitting inside....

Guy walks up to a bar and he isn't from the area. He sees a sign outside that says we have a horse inside at the bar, if you can make him laugh you get a free round of drinks. He walks in sees the horse and asks the bartender. Bartender tells him we've been trying to get this horse to laugh and no one can do it. Guy says ok give me a minute and whispers into the horses ear. The horse proceedes to let out a big laugh of neighs.... about a year later the same guy comes back to town and sees the same bar with a sign that now reads if you can make this horse cry you can get a free round of drinks. Intrigued he steps inside and inquires again. The bartender says, "oh its you, listen fella you got this horse to laugh and we gave you drinks, now we want to see if someone can make it cry and for the last year no one has been able to" (without hurting it or hitting it.) Guy says ok... walks the horse outside, and comes back inside with a sobbing horse. The bartender says, "by golly how the hell did you do that, We tried and tried to make that damn horse laugh for years and you did first try. Then we try to make it cry ever since and cant. What the hell did you say?! Guy pipes up and says, "You remember when I came in the first time? I told him my dicks bigger than his." Bartender asks, "what the hell did you say the second time?" Guy says, "I showed him".