A termite walks into a bar.

The bartender does not notice and continues serving customers. Soon, more termites come and are still unnoticed by the bartender. Eventually the walls are practically filled with termites and nobody has noticed. The building falls one summer night and kills 12 people. 3 are injured so badly they need undergo rigorous physical therapy, but the bartender is unharmed. He later goes bankrupt and is killed in a drive-by.

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