Two friends are camping and they're sitting around the fire when one gets up to take a leak. He starts screaming "A snake bit my dick! A snake bit my dick!" His friend calms him down and ensures that he'll call a doctor. Once he calls the doctor, he starts to relay the doctors instructions to his friend: "Okay first, he says pull your pants down" so he does. "Next, cut two slits with your knife where the snake bit him" so he tells his friend and he does so. Next, the doctor says "Okay you're going to suck the venom out of the cuts." He turns and his friend asks what the doctor said to do next. He looks at his friend and says "Doc says you're gonna die".
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