Ellen

In a poll for the audience, Ellen asks for a show of hands how often they have sex with their partners.

She asks, "Two or three times a week?" Some hands go up

Then, "Once a week?" Some other hands go up.

To be facetious, "Once a year?"

A gentlemen in the back shoots up and chants, "Me! Me!"

Ellen resonds, "Once a year? You seem pretty excited about that!"

The man shouts, "Yeah! And tonight's the night!"

(*Quoted out of context. Heard from a guest at my work, but had to share. Had me rollin.*)