A Dog Named Sex

A Dog Named Sex Everyone that has a dog names him "Rover: or "Champ" or something like that. Well, I named my dog sex. Now... Sex has been very imbarrassing for me. When I went to city hall to get him a licence... I told the clerk that I would like a licence for sex. He said "I would like one too!" Then I said "But this a dog." He said " I don't care what she looks like." I said "You don't understand, I've had sex since I was 9 years old." He said, I must of been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog along with us. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, myself and specail one for sex. He said "That every room was for sex." I said "You don't understand sex keeps me up at night." He said "Me too!" One day I enter Sex in a contest. But, before the compitition began, the dog ran off. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing and looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should of sold tikets."But you don't understand" I said " I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off!When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honor, I have had Sex before we were married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him after I was married Sex left me." He said "Me too!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over and asked me "What are you doing in this alley at 4 a.m. in the morning?" I said " I was looking for Sex." The casse comes up on Frieday!!!