Grown-up words.

A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term.

>"Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first."

So Jamie excitedly stood up and said
>"I went on a choo-choo!"

The teacher grimaced and replied

>"No Jamie, you rode on a train. Remember, grown-up words. Sarah, you next. What did you do?"

Sarah stood up and exclaimed

>"I went to see my granny!"

Again the teacher pulled a face and said
>"No Sarah, you went to visit your Grandmother. You're not in nursery any more, no baby words please. Jimmy, let's hear you?"

Jimmy got up and said

>"I read a book!"

The teacher smiled.

>"Very good Jimmy! Can you remember what the book was called?"

Jimmy smiled with confidence and proudly shouted

>"Winnie the SHIT."