When he gets there, he sees the teacher grading papers one by one from a huge pile on her desk.
"I'm here to turn this in," he says.
"I'm sorry," said the teacher. "I won't accept this. This paper was due yesterday. If you had submitted it on time like everyone else, there wouldn't be a problem."
The student starts fuming. "Do you know who the fuck I am?" he asks. "Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?"
"No." says the teacher. "I don't care in the slightest who you are."
"Good." says the student. He slides his paper in the middle of the pile and leaves the room.
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