Once upon a time there was a green man, whose whole body was green. He was, by and large, rather normal, except that his skin was green.
One day, he was having a shower when a postgirl rang the doorbell. Thinking it could be something urgent, he wrapped a towel around himself and went to answer the door. When he opened the door, he accidentally let go of the towel and it dropped onto the floor. The postgirl screamed in shock and ran across the road. She was knocked down by a car. What's the moral of the story?
Don't cross the road when the green man is flashing.
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