A vampire checks into a hotel downtown, and asks the bell-hop to carry his luggage up to his room. When they arrive, the vampire sinks his teeth into the boy, sucks out every last drop of blood, and throws him out the window. His dead carcass lands on a man who's waiting at the bus stop down below.
The vampire then calls the front desk and asks for a bell-hop to be sent to his room. They send one, he knocks on the door, and the vampire grabs him, pulls him into the room, bites him, sucks until every last drop of blood is drained, and then throws him out the window. The body again lands on the unlucky man waiting at the bus stop.
The vampire calls the front desk again and says he needs to return some of his luggage to his car, and could a bell-hop come up and help him. When the bell-hop arrives, the vampire grabs him, clenches his neck with his teeth unmercifully, sucks all the blood out of him, and throws him out the window, where (guess what) his body lands right on top of the man who is still waiting at the bus stop.
"GOD DAMMIT!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!? I'M SICK OF ALL THIS CRAP!!" the bus-stop dude shouts. A bystander hears him, comes over and asks, "What seems to be the problem?" And the man answers:
"Drained hops keep fallin' on my head..."
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