Two long time friends are in a bar. One says to the other:
"Dude, hypothetically speaking, if you woke up one day in the middle of the woods with a raging hangover, no idea how you got there, grass stains round your knees, no pants and a sore ass, would you tell your wife?"
Other guys sits there for a moment to think about it and says:
"I doubt it. Probably wouldn't tell anyone."
The first guy then says:
"Oh cool, do you want to go camping this weekend?"
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