a little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the couch and the old man is smoking his pipe. "can i try that?" the little boy asks. the grandfather thinks for a second and asks "can your pecker touch your butt hole?". "no" the boy responds, "well then i guess your not man enough" says the grandfather.
the next day the grandfather is sipping a beer while fishing with the boy. he asks "grandpa can i try some of that?" the grandfather says "well, can your pecker touch your butt hole?" "no.." he says. "well then i guess your not man enough."
when they get home the little boy walks in the room with a plate of cookies. "oh boy, can i have one of those?" the grandfather asks. the boy ponders this for a second and says "well can your pecker touch your butt hole?". "yes it can!" replies the old man. the little boy looks the old man in the face and says "good, then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.