Two widows were sitting in the common area of their nursing home talking about their husbands and what precious valuables were left to them.
The first one, dressed in all of her furs and jewelry, said, "You see these diamond earrings darling? My husband bought these with his earnings from his railroad business."
"Ohhh. That's niiiice" said the other, dressed in her second hand clothes.
"My husband also bough this 5 carat diamond necklace with his inheritance from his father before him."
"Ohhh. That's niiiice"
"Do you see that Mercedes out in the parking lot, dear? He gave that to me as an anniversary gift the year he died."
"Ohhh. That's niiiice"
"What about your husband? What did he leave you?"
"Well, my husband sent me to finishing school. They taught me to say, 'that's nice' instead of 'fuck you'."
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