A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped
too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he
reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the
cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a
shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should
slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But
there was no answer. Again and again he cried out but to no avail. Finally he
yelled, "Is anybody up there?�
A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."
"Who is it?"
"It's the Lord."
"Can you help me?"
"Yes, I can help. Have faith in me."
"Help me!"
"Let go."
Looking around the man became full of panic. "What?!?!"
"Have faith in me. Let go. I will catch you."
"Uh... Is there anybody else up there?"
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