Little Johnny was playing in the mud in the backyard at his grandma's house. Grandma calls little Johnny in to take a shower with her to clean up. While in the shower with grandma, little Johnny notices that her private parts are different. Johnny asks her what hers is. Grandma says that it is her beaver. Later in the week Johnny is at home playing in the mud again. This time mom calls him in to shower. He is in the shower and staring at mom's private parts. Mom says little Johnny, "girls and boys have different parts." Little Johnny says "I know, grandma told me that girls' parts are called beavers. But mom, I think grandma's beaver is dead because it's tongue is sticking out."
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