Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming "We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!"

Hans, are you a...

Nein...

How to catch an...

You go out to the African Savannah, looking to catch an elephant. How do you...

Load of Viagra

Osama bin Laden has been captured by US forces early this morning after...

World Cup Jokes

Here are my attempts at World cup jokes. Why is Ronaldo always clean shaven?...

46 Fun Things to...

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding...

What's the...

One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.

Just thought of a...

Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of...

An old Jewish man...

"Fair is fair," he said. "They gave me the winning numbers."

What do you name...

Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)

Conspiracy...

These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder...