I was driving downtown the other day and I accidentally ran over a cat.
The owner ran out and began demanding that I pay her $150 for her purebred cat.
After arguing with her for some time about the amount her cat was worth she called a police officer to resolve the situation.
After explaining what happened and after telling him that 150 was far too much. He told me he was going to write me a ticket.
Astounded, I asked why there was a ticket for accidentally running over a cat. He calmly looked at me and said
"the ticket is for discussing the price of pussy in public"
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