Two guys, a preist and a bus driver, die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates.
"Yes, yes!" St. Peter exclaimed, "Lord Jesus was expecting you
two!
You guys wait here, while God prepares your homes!"
Two hours later, St. Peter comes back.
"Bus Driver!" St. Peter called, "Follow me!"
St. Peter and the bus driver walk up to this great
big mansion.
"This is your new home! Enjoy it!"
"Are you the preist?" St. Peter had asked.
"I am!" the preist had replied.
"Follow me!" St. Peter ordered.
The preist and St. Peter had at that time walked
up to a log cabin.
"This beautiful log cabin is your new home."
St. Peter explained.
"There must be some kind of mistake, St. Peter!
Aren't I supposed to have more?" the preist complained.
"God doesn't make any mistakes!" St. Peter once again explained.
"You see, when you were preaching at your church,
people were sleeping. When the bus driver drove that
bus of his, people sure were praying!"
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