bob goes to hevean

One day Bob, the only gay man to ever die went to hevan. st.
peter had a line of 3 people. so he said he would only let the
best person in.


the first man in line said that he was a preist and donated 50%
of his money to charity and helped out at homeless shelters
every week.


the second man said that he was police man that saved at least
200 peoples lives and work overtime for no pay at all and he
donated 30,000 dallors to cahrity a year.


bob said he was a gay man who was a ceo of a company and he only
donated 10 dallors a year even though he had millons.


St. peter let bob into hevean. the 2 other men were very angry.
the ask st peter why he had let bob, for they were both much
much better than bob.


St. peter said " bob is the first gay man to die. i have been
waiting for a gay man to die for 1000s of years. im getting a
little horny.