two businessmen are standing on the tee at an exclusive golf
club.
suddenly the first guy starts holding his ear and listening
intently...noticing the look of confusion on his partners face,
he explains that he has had his mobile phone receiver implanted
into his ear so that he can pick up urgent messages from the
office at any time day or night.
at the second hole he starts to talk loudly to nobody in
particular...once again he explains that using the latest
state-of-the-art technology he has had one of his teeth
microchipped allowing him to speak to clients without the
inconvenience of holding a phone to his ear.
suddenly on the third hole he screws up his face,clutches his
stomach, darts behind a bush , drops his trousers, and squats.
his partner cannot believe what he is seeing, and shouts "What
the hell are you doing?"
to which he replies
" be with you in a minute....urgent fax!!!"
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