Nuts

A lady reporter was looking for a story to cover one day and decided to do one on the nuthouse in town.


She went to the nuthouse and asked the administrator if she could interview some of the patients.


The adminstrator told her that she couldn't because it might upset the patients.


Not giving up, she decided to sneak in at night. When she broke in, she went to a long hallway full of doors.


She went into one door and there was a guy swinging an imaginary bat.


She said, "Why the hell are you doing that?"


The man replied, "Oh, I'm a baseball player. I'm not crazy or anything like that. In fact, I'll be out in a couple of days."


The woman thought to herself, "Well, that wouldn't make much of a story."


She then decided to go into another room and saw a man swinging an imaginary tennis racket.


She asked the man, "Why are you doing that?"
"I'm a tennis player, I'm not insane. I'll be out by tomorrow." the man replied.


Feeling disappointed, she decided to leave. On her way out she saw another door that was cracked open just a hair.


She peeked inside and saw a man taking a bag of peanuts, crushing them up in his hand, putting them all over his dick and wacking off.


She said, "What are you doing that for?"


The man replied, "Because I'm Fucking nuts and I'm gonna be here a while!"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman