A businessman is vistiting the far east for a high level
business meeting and is booked into an exclusive hotel.
waiting for him is a prostitute supplied as a gift by the
company to do what ever he wants with for the evening.
he immediately throws her on the bed and starts making love,
they make love all night, however,at the point of climax the
girl always shouts "chung wah! chung wah!!chung wah!!!"at the
top of her voice...the man is a little confused by this but
carries on as she seems to be enjoying herself.
after a night of passion the man sets off for the golf course to
meet his clients. on the first tee he hits his driver but hooks
the shot far to the left , the ball landing on the 4th green.
suitably embarrassed he heads off after his ball, with his
caddie, a local boy.
as they walk his caddie starts laughing at where the ball has
landed whilst muttering "chung wah" to himself.
he turns to the caddie in anger and says " what is it with this
"chung wah"... what the hell does it mean anyway?"
he replies
"....wrong hole, sir"
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