Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to tee off at the first hole, but
Roger looked distracted.
"Anything the matter?" Charlie asked.
"Na, it's just that I can't stand the club pro," Roger replied.
"He's just been trying to correct my stance."
"He's only trying to help your game," Charlie soothed.
"Yeah, but I was using the urinal at the time."
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