...To bring the commandments to the people of the world, first the angel visits the French and he says "I have these commandments for you, they'll make your lives better"
"Well, what are they?" asked the French
"Thou shalt not commit adultery" replied the angel
"Bah, we're not interested" the French scoffed, and he waved the angel away. Next the angel went to the Germans and offered them the commandments, "What are they?" the Germans asked.
"Thou shalt not kill" said the angel
"Thou shalt not kill?" said the Germans "I think not" And they waved the angel off
Next the angel went to the Italians and offered them the commandments, "What are they?" the Italians asked.
"Thou shalt not steal" said the angel
"Ah, go away" Said the Italians, and they waved the angel off
Then the angel went to the Jews and said "Look, I've got these commandments..."
"How much are they?" asked the Jews
"They're free"
"We'll take ten"
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