.. orders 9 shots of whisky from the barman..
The barman asks "Are you celebrating something?"
"Yes", he says "My first blowjob"
"Congratulations, let me get you the 10th drink on the house!"
"Thanks, but if 9 shots won't get rid of the taste I don't think the tenth will either"
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