God creates Woman.


Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs


God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob.


God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!


(Looking at her hand...)


Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?


***POOF*** Man was created.

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