God calls the Pope one day...

The Pope was working at his desk when the phone rings."Hello, this is the Pope."

He immediately recognized the voice at the other end of the line. "My son, this is Jesus Christ. I have called you to give you some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I have returned to the Earth to lead the faithful to Heaven."

The Pope was ecstatic! He said, "My Lord,what could possibly be bad news on this wonderful day?"

Jesus replied, "I'm calling from Salt Lake City."

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