Orange Dick

A man went to the doctor one day and sat down on the table.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "Doc, my dick
is orange," said the man. "Come back in a week and we'll see if
there is any change." the doctor told the man. A week later, the
man came back, "Doc, my dick is still orange." "What do you do
for a living?" asked the doctor. "Nothing, I'm unemployed."
replied the man. "What do you do all day?" asked the doctor.
"Ah, just sit around and watch porn videos and eat Cheetos."