Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll be fed for the rest of his life. Build a man a fire, he'll bot hot for a day...

Set a man on fire, he'll be hot for the rest of his life.

Logically, this also means that "Give a man a fish" phrase could be revised to "Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day. Turn a man into a fish, he'll be fed for the rest of his life."

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