Girl Walks Into the Living-room and Asks Here Dad If She Can Borrow The Car.

The dad looks at her, points to his wiener and says, "you know the routine."

So, she gets on her knees and begins reluctantly.

After just a few seconds she stops in disgust,
"Jesus Christ dad your dick taste like shit."

Dad looks at his daughter in realization,
"Dammit, I forgot, your bother's already got the car for the night."

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