A man and his family one day decided it was to take their mother to live at a nursing home.
When they arrived at the facility, her son went in to file paperwork and talk to the administrator while the mother sat on a bench outside of the office.
A rather nice orderly cam and sat down beside her and ate his lunch casually. He smiled as she gently closed her eyes, and appeared to fall asleep. Her body then leaned on his slightly, so politely as he coud he nudged her in to a sitting position again. Twice more she wound up leaning on him, and twice more the orderly gently nudged her off, until she opened her eyes and smiled at the young man.
At this time, the son walked out of the office and escorted his mother to the car. "How did you like it?" He asked his mother.
"It was great," she said, "but they won't let you fart."
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