So, like 10 years ago or so when AIM was still popular I met this girl in one of the single chat rooms. I used to get on the chat rooms and speak to random strangers for hours, especially in the summer. This was probably the summer before freshman year, and I meet this girl with the screen name of sexyblonde69. We are just chatting and going back in forth. I think I met her in a singles chat. We exchanged ASL, she said she was 35, female, from Texas. I thought it was awesome she was from Texas and I told her I was 25. I don't know if she believed me, but I have always looked older than I am. We exchange photos and I find out she is from Houston. She is stacked. I mean, gorgeous breasts. One day, a buddy of mine stops by my house and tells me he is running from the cops and needed to stash some of his coke at my house for a day or two. I oblige, and ask him if I can do some. He says of course, just get him back. So, I do a line and stick the rest in my closet. Both of my parents were working at the time and my brothers were either not home or just not around. I go out to the computer room and jump on AIM. Sexyblonde69, whose name is Cheri, is on and we start chatting. She tells me that she is about to go do some shopping for a party tonight and ask what I am up to. I felt like a badass so I bragged about just doing some coke and how I was just chilling at the house. She asked if I had any plans for tonight and I told her no. She invites me out to Houston so I can go to the club with her friends. Keep in mind, I was 14 without a car. My dad always had an extra work truck or two at the house for some reason, so I could definitely get a car. I had been working as a shop hand most of the summer so I also had a little spending money. I start really thinking that I could make it to Houston. Then she adds in that if I show up, I will definitely get to fuck her tonight. Okay. Now I am stoked. I pull the coke down from the closet and do another line. I really have to think on this. If I go to Houston, I get to lose my virginity to a gorgeous 35 year old woman. Well, I think with my dick like any other 14 year old would and I go check to make sure the keys are in the work truck. Cheri and I exchange numbers and I hit the road. Keep in mind this is before GPS on your phones and everything. I believe I had a Razr... So, a typical drive to Houston would take 2 and a half hours. I leave at 5pm and plan on meeting Cheri at her house and then taking her out for dinner before the club. So, I get to Houston as planned around 8, but then I proceed to drive around Houston on the phone with Cheri for two fucking hours because she could not give me directions as to where she lived. I finally pull up to her house. Nice looking house, it was all lit up and there were two vehicles out front already. I think, okay. You got this. I pop a mint and head for the door. I knock and about 30 seconds later some dude in shorts and a wife beater answers the door. Big beer belly sticking out. Had to be in his mid 50's.. I nervously ask if Cheri is home, to which he replies yes that she is getting ready. I am 2 hours late and this bitch is still getting ready! He invites me in and introduces himself as Mike, Cheri's father. We walk into the living room where he is watching the History Channel. He offers me a beer, to which I decline because I tell him I am driving and want to be responsible. He tells me good choice and we start watching TV. Well, after 10 minutes or so he pulls out a joint and asks if I would like to smoke. I tell him fuck yes. I was a bit nervous that Cheri did not exist and I really needed to smoke to calm some nerves.He lights it up and we continue watching TV and smoking for another 30 minutes or so. It is creeping up on 11 and I start to get antsy, so I ask him if he thinks Cheri is ready yet. He said he will check, and he screams "Cheri, are you ready yet!?" to which she replies that she almost ready and to hold the fuck on. A sigh of relief. There is a woman here! about 5 more minutes goes by and here comes Cheri, wheeling herself in in a wheelchair. I am high and not expecting this. My jaw drops. She asks if everything is okay and I reply it's fine, I just didn't know she was in a wheelchair. She asks if that is a problem, which it wasn't. She and I start to leave the house when her dad calls to me and tells me I will probably need these, and he tosses me the keys. I ask what this is to and he explains it's the wheelchair accessible van out front. Okay, well it is way too late for dinner now and Cheri is apologizing for taking so long she just wanted to look perfect for me. I am still in shock at the wheelchair. I had never seen a full picture of her, but I did see her from the waist up. Those tits. It didn't matter. I drove to Houston for a good time, nothing was going to stop me. She directs me to the club and I tell her that I can't find my license and that I am sorry but we may not be able to get in. She tells me it is fine that she knows the guy working the door and she will get me in. Sure enough, I can just walk on by no questions asked. Her friend is turning 35, so she rented out the VIP room in the back and had bottles all over the table. It gets crazy pretty quick. I am out there, dancing and having a good time when I see Cheri sitting there with a bottle and a sad look on her face. I walk up and ask her what the problem is and she tells me that I haven't even asked her to dance. My jaw hits the floor again. I am drunk, high, and wondering how the fuck I am suppose to dance with a girl in a wheelchair. Regardless, I apologize. I mean, she is fucking me tonight, I need to try my hardest not to screw that up. So, I ask her if she wants to dance. An R&B song is on, it is a slow jam and I push her out to the dance floor and twirl her around some. Now she is smiling, and the song changes. She tells me this is her song and to back up. It's a faster song, so I back up off her and the next thing I know she is popping a wheelie and spinning circles on the dance floor. So, I remember I still have that coke in my pocket and I ask everyone if they want a line. A lay out 5 or 6 lines and Cheri and I both get one along with some of her friends. After a few minutes she tells me to lean in, so I bend down to hear what she has to say and she tells me that coke has her feeling a certain type of way and that we should get out of there. I tell her hell yeah and we tell her friends by. I get her loaded up into the van and off we go. I tell her she has to tell me how to get back to her house because I sucked at remembering directions. So, after 15 minutes of driving or so we get to a dirt road. I tell her I don't remember this road, but she tells me just a little further and there is a nice park we can park at. I tell her okay, and we pull up to the park. We are making out and things are starting to get heated when she asks me if I want to fuck her. Well, the "how" had not crossed my mind until now. She points to a tree and tells me that is how. I do not understand, so she goes under her chair and pulls out a contraption. It is a sex swing. She tells me she has done this before and I just needed to climb the tree to tie off the ends. I am horny, young, and drunk. I tell her hold on though, and I do a key bump. I am up that tree in thirty seconds, tying that rope like a fucking boy scout. I put her in the sing and start getting after it. I mean, I am losing my virginity! The best thirty seconds ever. We get loaded back up and headed back to her house, it is 3am or so and all the lights are still on. We go in through the front door and she leaves skid marks as she races off to the restroom. I think "God, don't make it so obvious.." And I walk into the living room, where her dad is still sitting watching the History Channel. He asks me how the night was, and I tell him it was great. He has a really wonderful daughter. He thanks me for taking her out and giving her a chance. Tells me it has always been pretty difficult for her to date. He then asks me if she had told me about the last asshole that she dated, and I told him no that she hadn't. I asked what happened, and Mike says the guy was a real asshole. That he left her hanging.
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