This guy from Harvard is a C-Level exec at an sprawling international corp (think ADM, BP). Drives a Ferrari, driven around in a Rolls. Puts entire towns out of work to get his name in the annual report. Heartless, unlovable, successful since birth, smug bastard too.
Well, there's ONE thing he hasn't been able to arrange - "I wish I could have sex with someone suspended from the ceiling." Finally he arranges it - he's lying on his back and hired crew lower a bound hooker down over him and he thrusts up into her and in just a few minutes he ejaculates.
He finally got his comeuppance!
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