The man is of course devastated, but asks the doctor if there is anything that can be done.
"Yes," says the doctor. "Go home and eat a pound of Chili, one dozen of unpeeled carrots, three cups of bran, half a pound of jalapeños, half a pound of licorice, and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice."
"Will that cure me?" asks the patient hopefully.
"No," replies the doctor. "But it will teach you what your asshole is for."
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