Man: "Doctor, my penis is red and burning like hell!"
Doc: "Well, do you have sex with your wife?"
Man: "Yes, we do it every day."
Doc: "And have you also got an affair with another women?"
Man: "Yes, we also make love every day."
Doc: "And how's it with prostitutes?"
Man: "I'm going to the brothel every day after work."
Doc: "Okay, then it's absolutely normal that your penis is red and burning."
Man: "Phew, thank god... I thought it would come from jacking off every day."
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