So I once decided to take part in the very strict selection procedure of the Belgian Air Force to become an fighter pilot.
On the medical tests, we had to line up in small groups in our underwear in order to get our blood pressure measured by a nurse and this every half hour.
I was only 19 at the time and was it because of hormones rushing through my blood or just because I was nervous, I don't know.
But there it happened. I got an erection in front of the good looking nurse of around 40.
I could sink into the ground out of shame and she clearly saw I was embarrassed and tried to ease me down with the kind words "Hey, don't worry about it, you can't help it. It is only nature."
At this point I told her "Yeah, I know, but could you please turn that picture of the F-16 on the wall?"
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