George W. Bush was awakened in the middle of the night by an urgent call from Colin Powell who said,"Mr. President, I have good news & bad news. the bad news is that aliens have taken over the world."
"Holy shit!"
Powell continued,"The good news is the eat democrats and piss oil."
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