Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, Pop, what's a millennium?

Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, Pop, what's a millennium? Well, he muttered, I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!

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