George Bush and Osama

One day, george bush and osama bin laden had a meeting about
peace in afghanastan. They were talking about peace and fairness
when osama pushed a button and a fist came out and punched
george. He pretended not to notice and they kept talking when
osama pushed the second button and a fist came out and punched
him on the face. Again they pretended not to notice and went on.
Finally, osama pushed the third button and it jabbed bush on the
nuts and this time, Bush got up and told osama " meeting over,
tommorrow we are going to have another meeting in america.
So the next day, they were in d.c and talking when bush
pressed the first button, osama saw this and jumped ten feet
high but nothing happened and bush started to giggle. Later, He
pressed the second button and osama jumped up and shrieked, but
still nothing happened and now bush was cracking up. They kept
on going and Bush pressed the third button and this time osama
ran around in circles jumping and yelling, but still nothing
happened and now bush was on the floor laughing and osama had
enough so he said "that's it i'm going back to afghanastan " and
bush goes "what afghanastan?"