An elderly man notices his wife's failing health...

After taking her to the hospital the doctor comes in with a prognosis.

"What's the story doc?" says the man.

The doctor replies.

"Well, she either has Alzheimer's or AIDS."

Taken aback, the man asks.

"How do we find out for sure?"

The doctor says,

"Drive about 40 miles outside of town and leave her by the side of the road. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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