A wife is looking for a present for her husband and stumbles upon a frog who can perform blow jobs..
"Perfect!" she says and purchases the frog..
She gives the gift to her husband and later retires to bed. Later awoken by loud banging in the kitchen she jumps out of bed and finds her husband digging around in the cabinets..
"What are you doing??" she asks
Her husband replies...
"If I can teach this thing to cook you're fucking outta here!!!"
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