Gandhi

Gandhi was known to wear little or nothing on his feet for most of his life, leaving him with bunions and sores on his feet. He also maintained a rather subtle diet of rice and a few of its derivatives. This, in turn, caused him to have a unique smell on his breath.
For this, he was known as a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis...

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