A waiter noticed a woman stuffing bits of food down her shirt. He thought it was rather strange, but he figured that since it's her food she could do what she wanted with it.
But after a while the waiter noticed that the woman's behavior was making some of the other patrons uncomfortable. So he approached her and said "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to stop putting food down your shirt. It's bothering some of the other customers."
The woman looked around indignantly and said "Why do you people feel so threatened by a woman breastfeeding!?"
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