Fred moves to the middle of the Rocky Mountains. There's not another living soul for miles as far as he knew. As he is unpacking his final belongings, he hears a loud knock on the door. He curiously opens the door and sees this tower of a man, about as big as they come. The mountain man looks at him and says "Hello there, just thought I'd let you know of a party I'll be having tonight. There's gonna be alotta drinkin, alota fightin and alota fucking." Fred says "Wow. That sounds awesome, what should I wear?" The mountain man says "I guess it don't matter much... It's just me and you."
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